The Married Man. Life has not been kind to C-Ball. Already saddled with the burden of being associated with Shin-Goji, C-Ball is also a husband and a father. He's had to give up his days of punk rock and Danzig worship, but he's traded them in for a glorious sunset of Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers. No clowns down here. Since he's married, he also gets laid more than any of the other Toxic Pirates combined.
