Wrath of the Wolf page 4105 views “Great singing everyone.†said Lati. Everyone enjoyed singing the song, yet one of them did love to sing but did not want to take back Pokémon Palace Network, that user was Birdo_Eee. B_Eee thought of it for a moment and came up to LatiDog.
“Lati, why do we have to fight?†asked Birdo_Eee.
“Because fighting is in our blood, right Devil†answered Lati turning to Devil.
“Yeah, we n00b-PWNers love to fight for our causes!†explained Devil.
“But what if we try talking to them†Birdo_Eee suggested. “Be their friends and learn to get along on the same site.â€Â
“No!†Lati shouted at the pink dino. “We do not make friends with our enemies, besides when we take ownership of PPN, first thing I will do is enslave those n00bs and if they refuse, they’ll be put to death!†those who heard Lati’s shout gave a shout of agreement, except Birdo_Eee.
“No, no I won’t partake in this meaningless war!†B_Eee talked back. “You said ‘Are you in or out’ well I say I’m out, O-U-T, out!†Birdo_Eee then turned back on her and left the shack. Everyone looked at the exit B_Eee came out of.
“Well fine, we don’t need you!†Lati shouted with rage even though Birdo_Eee couldn’t hear her. “Anyone else got a problem?†she asked as her rage started to subside. Everyone then shock their heads. “Good, we attack tomorrow and I mean it.†She ended.
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The date is March 7th 2009, and the time is 1:36 p.m. PPN has welcomed 7 new people from the pop music night.
“Chris, your idea of having a pop music was possibly the best idea of the year.†Deux said to Chris. Chris nodded to Deus’s statement then turned to Shin and CharizardMaster who were giving the 7 new users a tour of PPN and visiting it’s cherishing history. On the roof, Pixelwizz, Kansaibou and Stewie were discussing if Lisa and Winona switched boyfriends to see if one was better than the other. During their discussion, they hear a sound that sounded like an incoming bomb from the sky. They looked up and were surprised that there was a ball of really dirty socks heading towards them. The ball hits them and gives off a fart like sound. Then the three are covered in socks and a cloud of flies soar above their heads. Shin came up the stairs to the roof surprised as if they were under attack.
“What the freaken hell?!†Shin asked.
“Ew… ew ew, eww!†Stewie wined after smelling the dirty socks. Then they heard another sound of a bomb falling, it was a another ball of dirty socks.
“Look out!†Shin yelled “Were under attack!â€Â. Everyone ran away from the hurling ball of socks as it hits the roof, gives off another sound of a bomb and socks splatter everywhere with flies soaring everywhere. Flannery, Boltia, Deux and CharizardMaster run up to the roof and when they breathe the foul stench, they freeze and plug their noses.
“Oh what is that disgusting smell?†CharizardMaster asked plugging his nose which made it sound funny.
“Dirty socks, really really dirty socks!†Boltia answered in a funny tone of voice.
“Everyone, take out your fans!†Deux exclaimed. Then everyone took out a fan and waved the foul stench away. After the smell is gone, they hear another ball of dirty socks hurling towards them.
“Oh no ,not again.†Kan said.
“Don’t worry I will stop it!†CharizardMaster yelled. Then he unleashed a Fire Blast out of his mouth. The flames then hit the incoming ball of socks and they burn into a crisp.
“Oh yeah!†Shin yelled in victory. “Don’t worry guys I’ll wash you.†then Shin took out a hose and shoots a splash of water on Kan, Pixelwizz and Stewie washing them clean.
“Thanks Shin.†Kan said sounding 100 times better.
“Webmaster, Webamster!†cried Ash Ketchum.
“Yes Ash?†asked Shin-Goji.
“Invaders, those balls of socks were thrown by invaders!†Ash answered. Then he gave Goji a telescope and Shin looked into it. Shin then saw LatiDog and the other users with catapults.
“Guys, prepare for war.†Shin said.
Aug 16, 2009
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Wrath of the Wolf Page 362 viewsOutside the PPN castle was Lati's good firend, SecretBySecret, who was a yellow wolf. She looked at Lati who had a pale face.
"My goodness, Lati what happended?" SecretBySecret asked.
"It was mortifying." Lati shrugged. "I think I need a glass of water." then the two wolves walked back to Lati's own site, Lati's Pad, which was a small shack. Inside was an unfinished hall containing members such as a small white homo named Amber, a young, brown haired, suicidal, woman named Jordan, and a little, pink dinosaur named Birdo_Eee. There were other PPN users that lost hope during the Wars. Everyone looks where Lati and SbyS have entered and wanted to ask questions.
"So Lati, what is PPN like today?" asked Amber.
"PPN isn't going as well and those n00bs that are running it are now trying to make it good again." Lati answered with her face not pale anymore.
"And what about Deux?" asked a user named Devil_Noke.
"Deus, you ask, has failed to kill F29. But that doesn't matter now because F29 is gone now." SecretBySecret answered.
"Deus didn't kill F29, why?" questioned Jordan.
"Because Deus forgot his mission to kill F29 in April of 2008 when he fell in love with that wierdo, Winona." Lati answered. Everyone had waited for that answer since they couldn't go back to PPN since they've feared that the Wars were not over. And now that they've learned this, their faces showed disappointment.
"Well, I guess that settles it." exlaimed Devil "We'll just have to get use to hanging out here in this broken down, one horse, polluted water shack."
"Oh no we're not!" Yelled Lati.
"What?" Jordan asked. Jordan nor everyone on Lati's Pad heard her give such a yell.
"We're not staying here forever! I say we take Pokemon Palace Network back as our own place!" Lati added. Everyone never knew she would even speak of that, even on her own site.
"Why do you say that?" asked SecretBySecret.
"Because...." Lati answered and cutted off into song.
Latidog:
♪I remember a time
When PPN sublimed
There was plenty of loot in the lair♪
♪We'd plunder and pillage
And ransack some n00bs
With nary a worry or care♪
♪Then along came the Wars
And those n00bs volunteered
But what did we get in the end,♪
♪So rally the troops!
We were meant to regroup
And return to our roots once again!♪
♪Are you in or out?♪
Gotta know without a doubt
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed
I'm the best, success is guaranteed
♪Are you men or mice?♪
Take a slice of my advice!
You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout?
Better vote for me
♪Are you in or out?♪
"Hey, you know Lati's right!" explained Devil
Other Users:
♪We used to be smart, yes,
Horrendously heartless
In ravaging raids, we were rough♪
♪We knew what we had
To be blissfully bad;
Then those brats gaved us sensitive stuff!♪
♪And we strayed from the path
Of our rigorous wrath;
Now we're taking a bath in the dust!♪
♪But we'll reclaim our winnings,
Our humble beginnings,
In turmoil and torture we trust!♪
♪Are you in or out?♪
LatiDog:
♪Double-crossers or devout?
Put your faith in me,
Pretty soon you'll see
I'm the princess of generosity♪
Other Users:
♪Are you foe or friend?♪
LatiDog:
♪Here's the path I recommend
You want a ride to fame?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?♪
♪Are you in or out?♪
Jordan:
♪We'll go trolling in all the right places,♪
Amber:
♪From Agrabah dunes to Bali♪
Devil:
♪Imagine the fear on their faces♪
SecretBySecret:
♪When we drop by for cookies and tea♪
LatiDog:
Come along, everyone!
Follow me!
Other Users:
♪Are you in or out?♪
LatiDog:
♪If you're with me, give a shout (YAY!)
I'll lead you all the way,
Into the glory days♪
Jordan:
♪We'll begin a life of crime that pays♪
Amber:
♪Are you out or in?♪
Make your choice now, sink or swim!♪
LatiDog:
♪You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout♪
Other Users:
♪What's it gonna be?♪
LatiDog:
♪Consider carefully.♪
Everyone:
♪Are you in or out? ♪Aug 11, 2009
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Wrath of the Wolf Page 2109 viewsThe crowd cheered with a thunderous applause, 3 seats on the other side of the room were filled with new people.
"Oh, what do we have here?" Shin asked carrying a microphone. He walked down the stage to greet the new comers. "Hello people, what would your names be?" The first one was a young man with brown and gold hair with a T-shirt with a cute girl on it "I'm GIRmaniac124, I like Anime, bleedman, food, and girls".
"So do I" added CharizardMaster in a distance. The next person was like GIRmaniaz124 but with darker hair and wear a shirt with Bubbles kissing Mac with Bloo jaw dropping "My name's Irakaxe and I support Bubbles and Mac". Shin turned to the last person at the table who was a little blue bird.
"I'm CuteArticuno, I just love listening to music."
"There you have it folks, PPN has got 3 new people with just one song!" Shin said to the audience. "Up next, we have I've got you under my skin by Cole Porter & Nelson Riddle!". The audience applauded to that choice.
"I can't believe this." Chris said to everyone at his table. "Pop music is making PPN great again, nothing's going to stop us!" Then the doors opened with a peculiar long time user that lost hope during the wars, LatiDog.
"What is going on in here?" Lati asked to everyone.
"Were having a pop music night to make PPN very popular once again." answered CharizardMaster. Lati couldn't believe what she heard, then jumped onto the stage and took a microphone.
"Why do you people even bother showing up here if this place isn't getting more people?" Lati questioned demandingly to the audience, no one answered. "I thought so, so just let it go. My god. Most people are in high school, they have no time for this childish site .Well, it's suposed to be childish. it really isn't when the mods allow porno to get uploaded, so, yeah."
"Hey, I don't allow such digusting things like that here!" Shin stated.
"Oh, and you must be the webmaster. Well sorry" Lati said sarcasticly. " My point it, even if they still do like pokemon. They've moved on to other sites. Do the same! Geez!" No one answered, the cricket was giving it's sound in the background. Then someone from the audience threw a rotten tomatoe at Lati, it was CharizardMaster.
"We will NEVER leave here! We don't care what you think!" the enraged charizard yelled.
"Yeah, LatiDumby!" added Flannery giving Lati a middle finger. Then the audience gave a laugh for finding it funny.
"Oh that is rich, LatiLoser!" said Pixelwizz with a hint of comedy. The audience laughed even harder, even Deux founded it hilarious.
"Oh wow, you people are SO creative." Lati said contradicting. "That is why people don't come here. You n00bs take ONE comment and then "hate" the person that made it. Just because, even though I'm a fan of Flannery, I say this site doesn't need 100 freaking pics of her."
"Hey wait a minute!" exclamated the Angry Video Game Nerd "If she's a fan of Flannery right here" pointing to Flannery, "then why do you say that the pics were annoying?"
"Some of the SAME exact moment, but a different second." Lati answered.
"What does that mean?" asked Deux. Lati then twitched at Deux's question.
"The bottom line is: This gallery's got to have a limit, but no, F29 had to upload 100 pics of the same freaking person in the same instance 50 times, and then switch episodes and so the same thing."
"But on PPN, there are no limits." Shin added. "And what did you mean by that last part?" he asked. Lati couldn't even believe what Shin asked, then blood came out of her nose for no apparent reason.
"I hate you all, so much, that I want to kill everyone of you." Lati said in a low tone of voice, then dropped the microphone and walked off the stage, then left the castle.
"What's her problem?" asked GIRmaniaz124.
"Bahh, she doesn't know jack sh*t." answered Flannery.Aug 06, 2009
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PPN Chronicles 2009: Wrath of the Wolf Poster113 viewsThis here is a poster to the first installment of the PPN Chronicles of 2009 trilogy.Aug 05, 2009
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